9 : Brain Teaser

Brain Teaser
1. Some months have 30 days, some have 31; how many months have 28 days?

2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

3. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?

4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? 6. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

7. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the Ark with him?
8. How far can a dog run into the woods?

9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten. What is the answer?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

12. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

13. I have in my hand only 2 U.S. coins which total 55 cents in value. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

14. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left?

15. Is it legal in California for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Answers

1. All 12 have 28 days
2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
3. Light the match first.
4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
6. Yes, and a 5th, a 6th, ...
7. I thought Noah brought 2 of each animal, not Moses
8. Halfway, then he would be running out of the woods.
9. The time/month/date/year of an American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.
10. 70
11. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
12. The temperature.
13. A half-dollar and a nickel. (Only one was not a nickel)
14. 9 sheep
15. No. You can't marry someone if you're dead!

8 : Sangakara Live in Action

While polluck was entering into the pitch this is the reaction from Sangakara!!!

7 : Computer and a Girl

It was a nice evening I was walking along the Galle face. I may have walked there about 15 minutes. Someone from my back side called me

“Hey, macho! Remember me?”

That’s my school friend. We met after 6 years. We talked about very many things such as present ethnic conflict to latest development in the .net framework. Finally he asked me a question….

“Macho! Tell me whether computer is a boy or girl??”

Mmm I have no idea. I admitted that I have no knowledge about it.

“It’s a girl…” he continues

“..because

1. It’s very hard to learn computer. Once you learned it you won’t be leaving it forever
2. It may be helping you to solve problems but it’ll be the most important problem to you
3. With the arrival of new models old models will go to hell “

Mm... Interesting fair argument... I agreed with him... Finally he said good bay and left that place...

Still that question and answers crawling in my mind! Is it true???

6 : Who Defined this????

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic: books which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after?

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

5 : 33 Facts About Guys

1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl.

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and
presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ... so
true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message
clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of
roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean
that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the
earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much
pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen
to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! ...
very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?

4 : Check yourself with your crush!

Hey here is a cool Flash executable file to check yourself with your crush!

Simply enter your name and your beloved ones name…

Download….

You may be getting following letters as the results…

F – Friend forever
L – Lover
A – Affectionate
M – Marriage
E – Enemy
S – Don’t worry it’s not Sister... It’s SWEET HEART

3 : Jesus & Terminator

Now Terminator’s mission is to protect Jesus. See what he had done to protect Jesus..!

Sorry I don’t know the source of this video!

Hey JUDAS get ready to eat the bullet of Arnold’s rifle.

2 : Four Stages Of life

You could have passed this stages. huh?

1 : Some Golden Sayings

You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate

(......by Dracula).




You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"

(...... by Mr. Bean).




You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college .... You cannot 'bcom' a president even you study in a President College

(...... by Mr. Premadasa).




A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not 'bcom' a software

(...... by Mr. Bill Gates).





You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup

(...... by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga).





You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother board

(...... by Sunil/Gypsies)